almightylion ([info]almightylion) wrote,
@ 2005-01-03 20:30:00
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Current mood: cold
Current music:I just want to live

Episode 2 released!
Argh! Stupid LiveJournal thing! When I don't want to ever log out, for some reason, it always logs me out when I close the browser. It's not fair. *gets a slegdehammer and smashes the computer*
Ooops....

Anyway, I just made the second episode. Oh, yeah, I also made a logo thing. Check it out!


Now, for the moment you have not been waiting for. The unveiling of Episode 2 of IODF!

Episode 2: Bye, Leo!

*at Leo's base*
Serges: Hey, look! Leo fell asleep!

Ford: *sobbing* I can't believe he died! He's gone! Why! Why! He owed me 20 dollars!

Serges: He's dead? He's dead? Leo's dead! Hey, Leo, you're dead! Dude, you're dead! Can you hear me? You're dead! Dude! You're dead! Leo, you're dead!

Ford: *sobbing* What do we do?


*at a wierd place with white mist swirling around*
Leo: Wha?! Where am I? *walks around* I don't see any sign of life.

*at the top of a cliff*
Unknown voice: Or is there? *reveals himself to show Darth Vader*

Vader: Luke, I am your father.

Leo: I am not Luke! My name is Leo!

Vader (to himself): Damn! That's 12 people I misidentified! (to Leo) Sorry! *retreats back to the shadows*
*walks too far and falls off the cliff* AHHHH!!!!! *crash*

Leo: Darth Vader! Are you okay? Dude! You're dead! Wait... I killed Darth Vader!

Unknown voice: Or did you? *reveals himself to show...*

Leo: Aw, not that again!

*at David's base*
Midson: David, that was great!

David: Of course. I am the master of claws.

Lintian: But I thought Freddy....

David: Excuse me. I am the master of claws.

Lintian: OK, boss. Whatever you say.

*at Leo's base*
Serges: I have an idea!

Ford: What?

Serges: Let's pour water on his head!

Ford: Are you stupid? What's water going to do?

Serges: Well, it's worth a try.

Ford: But where are we going to get water?

Serges: Hmm....

*later*
*Leo snaps his eyes open*
Leo: No!!

Serges: Relax, you're alive! Dude! You're alive! Leo, can you hear me? You're alive! You're alive! He's alive!

Leo: Father...

Ford: Wow. It actually worked? This is against the laws of physics!

Serges: What physics? We're in a desert with tumbleweeds and mice.

Ford: Shut up.

Leo: Uh... what happened? Where was I? And why does my head smell like pee?!

Serges: Uhh.... well... see..... all we did was.... see....

Ford: Serges did it.

Leo: Why you little...!

*at David's base*
Lintian: Hey, look! That Leo is awake and his head looks kind of yellow.

Mibson: And they're beating themselves up! They're doing our job for us!

*at Leo's base*
Serges: It revived you from the dead didn't it?!

Leo: Did you have to use.... you know?!

Ford: Okay. I'll get an extra bucket of you-know-what in case Serges dies.

Leo: Well, then, let him!

THE END
Ford: Ah... smells great....

David: WTF IS HE DOING?!




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[info]almightylion
2005-01-06 02:22 am UTC (link)
Hope it doesn't offend anyone. It was disgusting.... really. Especially at the end.

I'm crazy. Someone smack me.

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[info]majestybunny
2005-01-18 01:38 am UTC (link)
Hahahahah... It's funny. o.o Makes more sense here than it did in your spiral notebook >.>

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[info]almightylion
2005-01-18 01:40 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Screw Vaseline. :P
Anyway.... for the third episode.... I'm not going to post it here. Look in the website. Just to let you know.... both teams are going to get new stuff.

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